TANYALAH USTAD


TANYALAH USTAZ

*isteri*: Ust, kenapa rata2 perempuan lebih suka membuat seks berbanding lelaki?

*ustaz*: Yaaa... seperti umpama kamu tgh korek hidung. Yg terasa enak tu lubang hidung kamu juga berbanding jari .

*isteri*: Owhhh.. jadi kalau begitu kenapa perempuan tidak suka diperkosa ust?

*ustaz*: Memangnya seperti kamu sedang berjalan tiba2 ada org yg masukkan jarinya ke lubang hidungmu, apa kamu tidak marah tu?

*isteri*: Ya.ya.. habis kenapa perempuan tidak mahu berhubungan seks semasa lagi haid?

*ustaz*: Kalau hidungmu lagi berdarah apakah kamu terus mahu korek?

*isteri*: Hmmm...kenapa rata2 laki2 tidak suka memakai kondom ye ust?

*ustaz*: Menurut kamu memang enakkah kalo korek hidung pakai sarung tangan?

*isteri*: Ya juga ust... jadi kenapa org suka sembunyi2 sewaktu berhubungan seks?

*ustaz*: Memangnya kamu mau korek hidung sambil dilihat org?

*isteri* : Lagi 1 ust, Kenapa rata2 laki suka poligami?

*ustaz*: Laaaaa.. kamu kan ada 2 lubang hidung... kalau cuma 1 sja, bukankah sesak nafas, klau 1 tsumbat ada lg 1...

KEMAH KEMING JAWAPAN USTAZ..

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